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Reading in the smallest room

DropThere’s a certain circular conversation a particular friend and I have reasonably frequently. It begins with him asking me whether some new eReader app for the iPhone is any good. I tell him the Kindle one is okay, but reading books on the tiny screen is a pretty ordinary experience. We then talk about eReaders for a while, and about the relative merits of the Kindle and the Iliad and the Sony machine, agreeing as we do that it’s stupid that they’re all non-convergent, and that while the new Kindle pulls in blog content and newspapers, it’s still doesn’t let you browse the internet. Usually we then pause to diss that other non-convergent cul de sac, the Blackberry, and for him to tell me again how much he hates his iPhone. Then I do my speech about how there’s a device waiting to be made which is somewhere between a tablet computer, a Kindle and a netbook, a networkable device capable of managing all types of media including ebooks. Sometimes I digress a bit into the question of how such a device will necessarily drive changes to the interface of ebooks, allowing publishers to embed video and sound and animation. And then, finally, he complains that all he wants is something he can read on the crapper that will let him check his email and take calls if he needs to (I always wish he hadn’t added in that final detail).

Anyway, it seems Japanese author Koji Suzuki (author of the books The Ring movie was based upon) may have come up with a novel solution to my friend’s dilemma. Crunchgear is reporting his new book, Drop, won’t be published between covers, but on a roll of toilet paper. Apparently the “book” is being marketed as “Japan’s creepiest toilet paper”, and is being sold through supermarkets rather than bookshops, and while it won’t check email or take calls, it’s probably easier to read than the Kindle app for the iPhone.

(Thanks to Janiece for the heads-up)

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Health and Australian Society

I’m grateful to The New York Times’ Book Design Review for digging this wonderful cover from the 1970s out of Seven Hundred Penguins, the sequel to Penguin by Design: A Cover Story 1935-2005. What the Book Design Review misses is that the author of this magnificently liveried tome is actually Basil Hetzel, the discoverer of the link between iodine deficiency, goitre and cretinism, and one of the unsung heroes of human health, but I suppose they can’t be blamed too much for being mesmerized by the cover itself. After all, a hard-earned thirst needs a good cold beer . . .

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Grieving for Dummies

I kid you not . . .

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Ah, Adelaide . . .

I have nothing to say.

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Obama depressed, distant since Battlestar Galactica series finale

obama1This is priceless . . .

Obama depressed, distant since Battlestar Galactica series finale

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Butchering remainders

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Penelope Fitzgerald

I’m reading J.L. Carr’s A Month in the Country at the moment, for reasons which really aren’t worth going into, but the Penguin Classics edition is enlivened by a slyly humorous introduction by the late Penelope Fitzgerald, an introduction which opens with this little gem:

“I first heard of J.L. Carr through a apassage in Michael Holroyd’s Unreceived Opinions. Holroyd had had, from George Ellerbeck, a family butcher in Kettering, a letter telling him he had won the Ellerbeck Literary Award, consisting of a non-transferable meat token for one pound of best steak and a copy of Carr’s novel The Harpole Report . . . The letter went on: ‘The prize is only awarded at infrequent intervals, and you are only its third recipient. The circumstances are that Mr Carr, who makes a living by writing, is one of my customers and pays me in part with unsold works known, I understand, as Remainders.’ Never before or snce have I heard of anyone who managed to settle up with a butcher, even in part, with Remainders. It is a rational and beneficial idea, but it took Jim Carr to carry it out.”

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Time travel

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Consumption as (small-scale) spectacle

Online bookseller, The Book Depository, have introduced a voyeuristic new page which plots who’s buying what onto a map of the world in real time. It’s not the World Cup, by any means, but it’s weirdly mesmerizing to watch a window pop up and tell you someone in Ireland has bought The Road, and someone in Norway has bought Experiencing Father’s Embrace, and someone in Portugal has bought Quilting in No Time. Oh, and someone in South Korea has bought a self-help book called Happiness . . .

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Ground Zero?

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Ever wondered whether you’d survive a nuclear strike? Well Sydney’s Carlos Labs has the answer. Simply enter an address, take your pick from a selection of Fat Boys, Uncle Joes and rogue non-planetary bodies and Google Maps will spit out a diagram detailing the effects on your nearest and dearest. It’s the closest thing to playing Dr Strangelove (or Dick Cheney) in the privacy of your own home you’ll ever find.

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Cyanide and Happiness

I love these guys . . .


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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How long are sharks’ tongues?

img_5642One of the secret, slightly sneaky pleasures of blogging is reading the list of google searches that lead people to your site. Usually they’re sort of predictable, sometimes they’re a little odd, and sometimes they’re just gloriously weird. To which category I’m pleased to add one of yesterday’s, “how long are sharks’ tongues?”.

What I can’t decide is whether it was someone looking for the answer to a piece of biological trivia (since I don’t think sharks have tongues it might be more correct to describe it as biological fantasy) or someone planning a Roman banquet who doesn’t have a strong grasp on the distinction between birds and fish.

Either way, it’s wonderful, and I thank its author for brightening up a rather gloomy morning.

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The Perils of Baldness

The most recent London Review of Books features Alan Bennett’s selection from his diaries for 2008. Nestled near the end, in an excerpt from his notebooks, is this gem of his mother’s:

“I wouldn’t want to be as bald as that. You’d never know where to stop washing your face.”


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